- Grab a cup of coffee (there’s no way you can function without it)
- Sit at your desk, with your computer open
- Free yourself from distraction
- Look for inspiration (a.k.a. browsing YouTube endlessly)
- Take a break, have lunch
- Wash the dishes
- Fight with your significant other over disposing the garbage bag
- Make them apologize to you
- Sulk when they refuse to
- Open thesaurus and randomly pick an uncommon, sophisticated word. Write it down
- Type a few more words
- Oh wait, it’s 8 pm already
- Shut down the laptop
- Repeat the same thing tomorrow
How to write a poem
